Virgin Atlantic Airways has made available their “Flying Without Fear” course to all iPhone users. For only $4.99, you too can have peace of mind during take-off, flight, and landing. This app leads you through audio and visual explanations, frequently asked questions, relaxation exercises and even has a panic button should you completely flip-out while flying. The app can personally be fitted to your needs as you fly and for preparation for future flights.

The “Flying Without Fear” program is reported to have a 98% success rate, however there may be a minor issue the app developers did not take into consideration when designing for the iPhone. Recall the time as the plane takes off that the stewardess asks you to turn off all electronic devices until the plane reaches a certain altitude. You’re sitting there with your finger hovering over the “fear attack” button to get yourself through the take-off only to be told to turn off your phone. Huh?! The plane is leaving the solid ground and bulleting upward into the vast blue, leaving you without psychiatric assistance! It makes me break out in a small, cold sweat just thinking about it.

I’d also like to make a point to those writing the description for the app store. When you mention “What’s New in This Version”, please don’t use the first phrase, “Minor crashes fixed”. I know you’re referring to the crashing of the app, but think of your audience. We don’t want to be thinking about anything crashing at the moment. Thank you.

1. marcia

   very comically written, especially from one who knows both sides of the issue:)

   Nov 4th, 2009

2. Steve Z

   I think I need to get an iPhone so you can try this out =).

   Nov 4th, 2009

3. popsie

   Thought this was very funny and well written, Leigh. Brought back vivid memories of Josh and Sarah’s wedding return trip. Psalm 30.2 is a connection that’s never dropped or crashes. :-)

   Nov 7th, 2009

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